Nemesis

For three and a half years now, we've fought. We've quibbled nearly every time we've tried to work together. I can't understand why it's been so difficult for you to cooperate. It seemed that even the simplest tasks have been beyond your capability. At times, these encounters have almost become physically violent.

It was inevitable that you would eventually be given your walking papers. I just don't know why it took so long for someone to finally decide that they'd had enough of your belligerance.

I met your replacement today. They are everything you were not. Eager, straightforward, efficient. Yes, I think we'll get along fine.

Yes, we've got a new copier now. You can eat it, Pitney Bowes DL200.