Freecycle Freeloadin'
I have to check out the Freecycle postings every day. It's not because I'm in need of anything in particular, but the posts can be so entertaining.
New for today (all are, of course, sic):
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and toliet is the sun!
Either or, eh?. Wow. How are you going to make that work?
Y'know. It's bad enough that a person NEEDS a television, but NEEDING a large TV specifically? Ehh. Beggars/choosers.
New for today (all are, of course, sic):
Offer: toliet
We just replaced our toliet with a handicapped toliet, so we have our old one to give away.
Needed
I am in need of either a loveseat or about 4 cinder blocks.
Needed: TV
TV, any size above 27", Color. Remote Controll not needed
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and toliet is the sun!
Either or, eh?. Wow. How are you going to make that work?
Y'know. It's bad enough that a person NEEDS a television, but NEEDING a large TV specifically? Ehh. Beggars/choosers.
posted by ptooey at
9:42 AM
8 Comments:
Yeah, well, if you ask me, you can seat more people comfortably on four cinder blocks (assuming they're properly slipcovered, of course) than you can on a love seat. And they're more portable.
And you can't put your rusted out car up on a loveseat, no matter how hard you try.
The choice is clear, really.
By
Beanie, at Mon Nov 27, 11:19:00 AM
hmmm... their handicap is their vision. they couldn't see the TV or the toilet.
By
Mermaid Melanie, at Mon Nov 27, 03:37:00 PM
beanie: True, but how does one upholster a cinderblock? And I bet I could get my rusted out truck on top of a loveseat. Actually, that sounds like fun.
Mel: It's toliet. t-o-l-i-e-t. They clearly spelled it no less than 3 times. Heh. But yeah, I think there are definite handicaps of some sort involved.
By
ptooey, at Mon Nov 27, 03:46:00 PM
So I'm trying to decide if it's more pathetic that they spelled toilet wrong three times, or that I didn't notice it was misspelled...even after you made a joke about it.
Which I didn't understand until now.
Um...
HaHaHaHa! ;)
By
Beanie, at Mon Nov 27, 08:17:00 PM
No, the truly pathetic thing is that I thought the Shakespeare bit was funny. As usual, comedy with a dull thud. LOL
By
ptooey, at Tue Nov 28, 04:48:00 AM
No; it WAS funny, once I understood it! When I was compensating and reading it as "toilet", it just confused the hell out of me, though. lol
By
Beanie, at Tue Nov 28, 08:32:00 AM
I laughed at the Shakespeare reference, just so's you know.
By
Anonymous, at Tue Nov 28, 12:15:00 PM
NITPICKERS UNTIE!!
Er.....yeah.
By
ptooey, at Tue Nov 28, 01:04:00 PM
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