Dear Coworkers,
Yeah, when you go into the breakroom and break off those tiny little pieces of donuts? You're not fooling anyone. There were two dozen donuts there this morning. They're all gone except these little pieces. There were only 10 of us here today and I didn't have any donuts.
Not taking a whole donut at a time doesn't mean you didn't eat a whole donut. Or two whole donuts. Three?
Not taking a whole donut at a time doesn't mean you didn't eat a whole donut. Or two whole donuts. Three?
posted by ptooey at
10:02 AM
3 Comments:
It's akin to cutting a very thin slice of cake. And then another, because you had such a small piece. And so on.
Not that I've ever done anything like that, mind you.
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Anonymous, at Thu Sep 14, 10:58:00 AM
Nononono....seriously. If you break the donuts apart, and let them sit in the box or awhile, some of the calories run out of the open ends.
That's also why women rip their bread and rolls into little bite-size pieces before they eat them.
heh. And you thought we were just trying to be dainty.
;)
B
By
Anonymous, at Fri Sep 15, 08:34:00 AM
I hated to throw any gender-stereotyping into there, but...
;)
By
ptooey, at Thu Sep 28, 11:52:00 AM
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